If you hear a small noise, down below,
don’t restrain it, let it flow.
It’s only the Gurgles, those bubbly burgles,
letting your gas join the show.
The Gurgles live in holes in your tum,
making small burps that escape from your bum.
They have no shame
and take no blame,
when a big one explodes just for fun.
Copyright © Tom Kane 2020